Paul Magid (Dmitri)
"I just think everyone should know that my
bio includes a degree in English Literature earned 11 years after graduation from a
college without grades. That I pay for the upkeep and registration of a '69 Citroen sedan
I don't own. That my dog is a border collie who flunked sheep herding school. That I own
many volumes of books about mythology, angels, King Arthur and W.W.II. That my office is a
mess. That I keep clothes that I wouldn't be caught dead in. That I have a '46 Chevy
school bus, with a VW van riveted on top and vegetables painted on the hood, parked right
next to my house. That I adore my wife Becca and my daughter Pesha. That the newest little
Chace/Magid, Rebecca (who was born on June 19, 1997 and is adorable), shares her birthday
with FKB Company Manager, Rhonda Sable, baseball legend Lou Gehrig, comic genius Moe
Howard and Fred Waring, the inventor of the blender."
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Howard Jay Patterson (Ivan)
is not what he appears. Yes he is. For the first
half of his life he (and those around him) believed he would evolve into a member of the
zoological priesthood (or perhaps rabbinate), delving into the ineluctable mysteries of
the ecosystem; the second half has on the contrary found him as co-founder and musical
director of FKB. He suspects his mother has forgiven him at last, ever since he played the
euphonium accompanied by the National Symphony at the Kennedy Center. He, along with his
wife, artist/counselor Seiza de Tarr, and his sons, actor Jasper and polymath Gavriel, is
in the process of migrating from his rural Washingtonian stomping grounds of the past
decade-plus to a new urban existence of plentiful goods and accessible services in that
enlightened metropolis, Portland, Oregon, taking up residence with the rest of his
molecular family, the de la Rochas. The Future lies ahead.
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Michael Preston (Rakitin)
is not able to disclose his biography because he
is currently enrolled in the Government Witness Relocation Program, after testifying for
both sides in his parents' divorce proceedings in 1967. He presently lives at 666 Park
Avenue in NYC under the assumed name of Rush Limbaugh with his new wife, Marlene Dietrich.
He wants to thank all of the animals in his life; Gus, White Cat, Fat Cat, Bear, Big Head,
Henry, Eddie Giacomin, Sophia, Ratso, Darryl, Maggie and Punch for their never ceasing
generosity and inspiration and their tremendous impact on his emotional and artistic
development.
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Sam Williams (Smerdyakov)
was born long ago in a city far, far away, called
Seattle. Orphaned at an early age, he was raised by his aunt and uncle. Two druids told
him about a rebel, princess Lala, being held captive by an evil empire. He hooked up with
his father's mentor, Dobie Dobie Dobie – a knighted British actor – and went to
rescue her. With Stoop Solo, a smuggler, and his hairy sidekick, Tobacco, a rookie, they
traveled in Solo's car, the Millenium Fairlane. They found the Princess aboard the evil
empire's flagship vehicle, the Death Car. Dobie fought with the head bad guy Dalph Nader,
while the rest escaped. Sam himself blew up the Death Car and they all won gold medals. He
loves his wife of eight years, the beautiful Barbara Joan Warren, and their wonderful,
twin boys, Joshua and Zachary. He believes he will someday be King.
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